1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's and father's middle names)
Alan Marie
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Durwood Lambert.
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Knand
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Duck
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Joe Madison
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
The Green Carbomb
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Anng
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Double Nut
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Egan
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Oscar Route (I think the big black don's name was Oscar, I was really young)
11.24.2008
11.10.2008
Wuxi Finger Hold
So i just rented Kung Fu Panda, and still wondering about the Wuxi Finger Hold they reference. I was thinking that it was some sort of inner movie joke about the chinese version of the Pull My Finger Joke, but i didn't see anything else that would give me any evidence of that.
1. Then you Must know what happens when i "Flex My Pinky"
2. The hardest part is cleaning up the mess.
3. What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
4. There is a golden cloud emanating from the Po when he uses it.
5. They were making fatish jokes the whole movie
6. -> 3.a. Dr. Dre
But anyway, I laughed the other day at the open discussion forum for the election results. There was a chick who said something derogatory about Obama winning the Election, and cause quite and uproar. She said something along the lines about a hunting trip and causing an accident, there were a bunch of irritated people and she had to explain herself. I noted that she should be expecting a call from the Policia about that, and my roommate was quite confident that they can't do anything if the threat was made with joking intent. And I just Laughed and LAUGHED.
They can do anything they want. I guess he wasn't paying attention in 2001 and 2002.
Oh, watching the stuff leading up to the Election is almost as good as watching the resulting people fight it out. It was like the newest South Park episode, where the Obama people were out in the streets and partying, and the McCain people were hiding in fallout shelters. Obama people were too exited for something that was going to happen. McCain people got way to butthurt.
1. Then you Must know what happens when i "Flex My Pinky"
2. The hardest part is cleaning up the mess.
3. What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
4. There is a golden cloud emanating from the Po when he uses it.
5. They were making fatish jokes the whole movie
6. -> 3.a. Dr. Dre
But anyway, I laughed the other day at the open discussion forum for the election results. There was a chick who said something derogatory about Obama winning the Election, and cause quite and uproar. She said something along the lines about a hunting trip and causing an accident, there were a bunch of irritated people and she had to explain herself. I noted that she should be expecting a call from the Policia about that, and my roommate was quite confident that they can't do anything if the threat was made with joking intent. And I just Laughed and LAUGHED.
They can do anything they want. I guess he wasn't paying attention in 2001 and 2002.
Oh, watching the stuff leading up to the Election is almost as good as watching the resulting people fight it out. It was like the newest South Park episode, where the Obama people were out in the streets and partying, and the McCain people were hiding in fallout shelters. Obama people were too exited for something that was going to happen. McCain people got way to butthurt.
11.05.2008
Mark the date
I just saw the first Christmas commercial. And it was a Christmas, not a happy holidays.
10.09.2008
Point, Windows
Apparently, Macintoshes do things that are proprietary for their own CABLES. BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. If I got to the Apple section of the of Best Buy, go over to the accessories table, pick up an adapter(THAT SAYS MAC COMPATIBLE), AND HAVE IT NOT WORK DUE TO APPLE'S DVI OUTPUT CHOICES.
ONLY LARGE UPPER CAPS LOCK CAN EXPRESS HOW ANGRY I AM.
ONLY LARGE UPPER CAPS LOCK CAN EXPRESS HOW ANGRY I AM.
9.29.2008
Ren Faire
So got to go to the Renaissance Faire in Minneapolis. Easily one of the high points was a group of chorus singers singing the Manamana song, led by pirates. It was awesome, they were almost done when I got there otherwise I would have gathered a video.
8.25.2008
We're Detectives! Not Mind Readers!
I'm So glad they brought this back. Now if i could only find a way for the old games to be played.
8.23.2008
Dimitri Marten
These are one shots from dimitri marten.
“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’”
“I like the beach. I like to get there really early before everyone else shows up and take like thirty bottles with notes in them and throw them into the water. Then I wait for everyone to come to the beach and when someone goes to pick up one of the bottles, I go up behind them because when they open it there’s a note saying ‘I’m standing right behind you.’”.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out letters.
Graffiti… I don’t like graffiti, unless it teaches me something, you know? Like “Oh, that’s how Alex feels about Maria. I wouldn’t have known if I had not walked by there, thank you.” Graffiti’s the most passionate literature there is, you know? It’s always like “Bush sucks!”, “U2 Rocks!”. I want to make indifferent graffiti. “Toy Story 2 was okay!” “I like Sheryl as a friend, but I’m not sure about taking things further”, “This is a bridge!”, “That guy’s right!”
“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’”
“I like the beach. I like to get there really early before everyone else shows up and take like thirty bottles with notes in them and throw them into the water. Then I wait for everyone to come to the beach and when someone goes to pick up one of the bottles, I go up behind them because when they open it there’s a note saying ‘I’m standing right behind you.’”.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out letters.
Graffiti… I don’t like graffiti, unless it teaches me something, you know? Like “Oh, that’s how Alex feels about Maria. I wouldn’t have known if I had not walked by there, thank you.” Graffiti’s the most passionate literature there is, you know? It’s always like “Bush sucks!”, “U2 Rocks!”. I want to make indifferent graffiti. “Toy Story 2 was okay!” “I like Sheryl as a friend, but I’m not sure about taking things further”, “This is a bridge!”, “That guy’s right!”
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